Monthly Archives: June 2011

Today my neighborhood was taken over with tranny bitches who look better in mini skirts than me, girls with their shirts off, guys with their packages out and rainbows galore. Because guess what?!?! It’s mother fucking pride!!!!! Not that we … Continue reading →

So, just to be clear, I have an ego just like everyone else does. Oh, sweet god, and do I have some pride. But I also have a moral obligation to tell the truth. This is me with one week … Continue reading →

My step mother Lisa asked me this very valid, but difficult to answer question last night: What is going to be different this time? I mean, that’s a real bitch of a question. Because it is real What is going … Continue reading →

So, what do you do when you are a “good” person doing “bad” things? What do you do when you cant stop? Where do you go when the home you’ve built has no more lies but the truth hurts just … Continue reading →

I had mentioned before that I began the tedious and somewhat mind numbing process of organizing my scraps. The original reason was for this project: Using the tutorial for Scrappy Stars on Vintage Modern Quilts. I first organized them by … Continue reading →

Geometry was never my thing, but the sharp, clean angles of well executed patchwork are always what first catch my eye. That being said, I have always thought it would be pretty bad ass to sew my own clothes or … Continue reading →

So, believe it or not, people. It is reality. I haven’t blogged in just about freaking forever ( that is an actual technical measurement of time, thankyouverymuch) and boy do I have the most ridiculously dumb reason ever to pour … Continue reading →